Thinking of a nickname

Hey guys after a pretty heavy last post I thought I would get back to my strange sense of humor that some of you have grown to love!When I have my operation my spleen and gall bladder will be removed....I also will have a incision that will be from my sternum to well below my bellybutton.I just joined a support group for individuals who have this rare disease called PMP bellybutton club.
I see that many there have a nickname and I am trying to come up with a good one.....This is what I thought up so far but would appreciate any other suggestions!First seeing my spleen will be removed how about.....THE SPLEENLESS WONDER.........What do you think?My second choice comes from that idiot on the hit TV show JERSEY SHORE....if you know what I am talking about one of the main characters name is ....THE SITUATION...cuz all he does is work on his abbs.I got to thinking with my long incision how about........THE SPLITUATION....cool huh?
I asked why they call it bellybutton club and I found out that most patients lose there bellybutton from the surgery....Now I am worried...I have been collecting the "NAVEL LINT" from my bellybutton for quite some time now. I am going to use this lint for filling in a pillow I am making for a friends birthday but I am a little short. Looks like I will have to use "STUFF" from one of my other orifices to complete the job!I can't wait to see the look on PAPA SMURFS face when I give him his present! Is there anyone else out there that wants a gift from me?